Northampton Town
January 9th, 2009You need to not mind standing in freezing condition watching some of the worst footy you've ever seen with nothing but a cup of glucky Bovril for comfort, by the way. The Bovril will always be too hot, no matter how long you leave it, and it will burn your tongue every single time. Also, you must adopt an irrational hatred for Rushden and Diamonds and Kettering Town. So, what do you say?
I think all you septics should become honourary Northampton Town fans for our 4th Round ties against Man U.
Dude, I've been a Northampton Town supporter ever since the days of Championship Manager 2, not just some Johnny-come-lately. ;)
Will they not merit a few days on the lash, going out into nearby Kettering raping and pilaging all the local girls and shopkeepers?
Mr.Healinghands,
Who would you prefer to win out of Northampton Town and Man Utd this coming Sunday?
Now there's a question. Whilst both teams are, of course, morally indefensible, Northampton Town may just pip it. However, after the match, all Cobblers players should be given a suspension for celebrating too ostentatiously.
I for one will be supporting your lot against Manure. Now tell us about Northampton heroes past and present.
Ahhh, Northampton heroes. Peter Gleasure between the sticks, being derided by his own fans, Gabbiadini up front, John Frain and his magic free kicks, Jamie Forrester bearing down on goal. Errr.... that's about it. I reckon the young lad Asamoah might bag one against Manure before moving on to pastures new.
I mean fourth round TIE. You only have to watch one game. Unless we squeeze a replay out of them and get a day out at Old Trafford.
Bollocks to these Northampton imbeciles. They aren't even sure whether they're in the Midlands or not. Plus, they tried to buy the Third Division by shelling out money for such international class players as Martin Smith. Down with moneybags Northampton!
No, what you want to do is support the Pirates in this year's FA Cup. We aren't even in it anymore, so that spares you the inconvenience of having to go to any games at all. Also, you get to support the same club as disgraced Lord Jeffrey Archer. Now that's my kind of club.
Bollocks to these Northampton imbeciles. They aren't even sure whether they're in the Midlands or not. Plus, they tried to buy the Third Division by shelling out money for such international class players as Martin Smith. Down with moneybags Northampton!
No, what you want to do is support the Pirates in this year's FA Cup. We aren't even in it anymore, so that spares you the inconvenience of having to go to any games at all. Also, you get to support the same club as disgraced Lord Jeffrey Archer. Now that's my kind of club.
Mr.Healinghands,
Who would you prefer to win out of Northampton Town and Man Utd this coming Sunday?
I mean fourth round TIE. You only have to watch one game. Unless we squeeze a replay out of them and get a day out at Old Trafford.
I for one will be supporting your lot against Manure. Now tell us about Northampton heroes past and present.
I for one will be supporting your lot against Manure. Now tell us about Northampton heroes past and present.
One of the World's thinnest books that - can you just imagine a final between Scarborough and Northampton (both smelly northerners) - you wouldn't fill one end of the Millenium stadium?
You'd sell a lot of clothes pegs though!
Northampton are a disgrace - they have doubled the price of tickets, so their poor, country-bumpkin fans cannot afford to go - all hail the mighty Manure, who will score 6!!!
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